Government Stimulus Checks

Wondering when you’re going to get your $600 stimulus check? See below:
Timetable for Mailing Checks
If the last two digits in your Social Security number fall within the following ranges, you can expect your rebate check by the following dates:
00-09 May 16
10-18 May 23
19-25 May 30
26-38 June 6
39-51 June 13
52-63 June 20
64-75 June 27
76-87 July 4
88-99 [...]

The $20 bill lesson

$20.00
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!
 
A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:
holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
“Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up.
He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you
but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 [...]